i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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