we're blogging at a bar
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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