we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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