Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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