and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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