I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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