I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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