Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
