Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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