found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
do nipples grow back?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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