I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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