Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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