Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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