yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Everything about him screamed your future.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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