bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she woke up with a sticky ear
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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