I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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