Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize