So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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