Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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