coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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