bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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