Cold hands, warm shart.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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