just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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