we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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