More tranny stories later!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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