Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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