Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
it glows. i had to have it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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