Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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