As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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