So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
