His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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