is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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