I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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