You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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