I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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