and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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