its not stalking. its research.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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