This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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