small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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