He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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