I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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