**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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