at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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