Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
youre lurking in front of me
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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