brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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