is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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