she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Rumble strips road head = magical
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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