Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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