my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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