Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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