The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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