didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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