in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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