member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You made out with two different species that night
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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