Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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